| Start a career in public speaking and earn money while having fun. Learn how to make $5500 or more for each speaking presentation you do.  You can get all the latest public speaking tips and tricks for FREE by signing up for Tom's Great Speaking Ezine. Definitions In your career in public speaking you can use definitions that give the audience a quick, comical twist on a word they already know. Just be sure that the word defined is relevant to the point you are trying to make to the audience. Here are some funny definitions that I like: Banker: A fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. ~~ Mark Twain (with a similar quotation by Robert Frost). Just make sure you know your audience well before using any comical definition. You wouldn't use this one if you were talking to bankers, but if you are a banker talking to nonbankers you could change it to read like this: "Some people say that a banker is a person who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. As a banker, I want you to know that is not true. I would lend you my umbrella anytime at X percent above prime with two points. (Possible extender line) If you want to borrow MONEY, that's a different story." City Life: Millions of people being lonely together. ~~ Henry David Thoreau Conservative:
A man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. ~~ Woodrow Wilson
A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. ~~ Elbert Hubbard
A man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. ~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt Death: To stop sinning suddenly. ~~ Elbert Hubbard Jury: Twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~~ Robert Frost Radical: A man with both feet planted firmly in the air. ~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt Song: The licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech. ~~ Oliver Herford Zoo: A place devised for animals to study the habits of human beings. ~~ Oliver Herford There are tons of these definitions available in comedy books, quotation books, and books for professional public speakers. In many cases you will have several choices from many different topics. I probably had at least 20 choices on the subject of conservatism alone, and liberals are a laugh a minute. (just joking) Adding funny definitions can spice up your career in public speaking. Home
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